GREG GUTFELD: Karine Jean-Pierre intervened to prevent Dr. Anthony Fauci from responding to a query about the origin of COVID.

Thanksgiving is almost approaching; at this time, we often pause to express thanks. I do this every day when I look in the mirror. Man, God sure was kind. Thank you, Lord.

VOICE: Greg, you’re welcome. Your quads look terrific, by the way. The angels are paying close attention.

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very good to know But we should all express gratitude for our accomplishments and, more crucially, for others’ failures. Me? Anthony Fauci deserves praise for at least making Jesse Watters seem modest. The attention-seeking physician, God willing, is retiring, and yesterday at the White House press conference, he stood on a milk crate and addressed the audience for the last time, maybe advising us to start donning four masks and to make sure to put one on your turkey as well. However, the presser failed to live up to expectations and plummeted quicker than Julie Banderas into a box of wine with an absurd straw.

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I am aware of it. Aiming to be cordial The story all began when a gallant reporter for the Daily Caller attempted to inquire about the COVID-19 virus’s genesis. You do remember COVID, don’t you? It’s the illness that just so happened to appear where Fauci had supported research that seemed to be coronavirus gain-of-function. Yes, that tiny epidemic is to blame for the millions of deaths, the collapse of the world economy, and the creation of a generation of youth that is less intelligent than the average MINIECHAT watcher. Karine Jean-Pierre swooped in like Ana Navarro on free pizza before we could hear a response, however.

REPORTER: What steps have you taken to look into the causes of COVID?

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JEAN-PIERRE, KARINE Hold on for a moment. Here, we follow a procedure. I’m not making any demands on shouters. And not only are you disrespecting our visitor, but you are also disrespecting your coworkers. If you shout, I won’t call on you. You’re also wasting time since Dr. Fauci needs to depart in a few minutes, and I’m through; I won’t engage in back-and-forth conversation with you. Let’s go, Jeremy.

Let’s go, Jeremy. I see. He is their visitor. He came to entertain the audience like a quarterback who won the MVP award, right? No, we pay his salary as a government worker, which is a tiny fortune, and he better by god answer that question at some time. However, you would be very incorrect if you believed that Jeremy, whomever he may be, would have his inquiry answered.

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: It’s not your turn; go along. Your turn has passed.

REPORTER: People on the other side of the room need to call. She asks a reasonable inquiry. She wants to know where COVID came from.

JEAN-PIERRE, KARINE I understand your concern, but we’re not handling things the way you’d want.

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So, just how are you going about it? I mean, I’m assuming that’s how crucial questions are asked of visitors by reporters and how they are responded to. Damn, it must be good not to have to put in such long hours at the office. Simply checking a few boxes allowed you to instruct everyone to leave. Simon, I’m not sure whether she’s finished.

Simon, I’m done. KARINE JEAN-PIERRE I’m done, Simon. Right now, I’m done with you. Do it now. Do it now. Your time is being taken away from your coworkers.

Obviously, Simon. You know, it’s clearly white privilege for you to think you could raise these kinds of questions. That concludes Fauci’s last briefing, and we are still unsure of the COVID-19’s beginnings or Karine Jean-employment Pierre’s history. We do, in actuality.

But Fauci is leaving his position just as Republicans are in charge of congressional proceedings. The moment is as handy as when room service comes and my bathrobe opens.

Now that we have expert consensus, we may conclude COVID originated from a delicious but somewhat overseasoned bat soup found at a Chinese wet market. Not the cleanest of locations. If you spill an Ebola container on the floor, they follow the five-second rule.

However, Nancy Pelosi has been consuming bats for generations and is in good health. Even her eyebrows have a bat-like appearance. For all we know, it may have originated from the restroom in the green room of “The View.” It was probably the least harmful object in the ocean. A plunger is often required to achieve operation for the bowl. I know the building’s janitors, or maybe it came from a facility doing gain-of-function coronavirus research that just so happens to be located in the city where the epidemic first appeared.

The point is that we don’t have any answers since they consistently deny the inquiry. And if you dared to challenge the story, they would brand you as someone who peddled conspiracies, someone who believed the moon landing to be a hoax, and someone who really believed Jesse Watters’ hair was genuine. So please, grow up. The White House and KJP may do all they want to avoid answering the issue, but it must be answered anyway. Hopefully, we will learn for sure how and where the epidemic began and who is to blame someday – presumably soon after we learn who murdered JFK.