Twitter’s “prior reigning champion” is returning, according to GREG GUTFELD

Good morning, everyone. These folks are insane. Wow. I hope your weekend was enjoyable. I spent mine at Kat’s office using my B.B. pistol to kill rats, like I usually do. Oh, but it doesn’t really qualify as the most intriguing event to occur in the last several days. And I believe you understand what I’m referring about.

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VOICEOVER: He’s back. Alright.

True. It is real. The Twitter account for Donald Trump has been restored by Elon Musk. Like my pants when I used to dance at Chippendales, he was not suspended. That came about after Musk published a poll in which more than 15 million users supported reinstatement. Naturally, we’re still awaiting the findings of that Maricopa County poll. The final outcome was 51.8% in favor and 48.2% against. Which is the same percentage of Fox employees who voted for me to show up to work topless. Oh, yes. Trey Gowdy and I were separated by a few points.

Dogs create infinitely more love than problems, according to GREG GUTFELD.

Musk tweeted on Saturday, “The people have spoken.” Trump will get his job back. People Before God. That last phrase, in my opinion, is Latin for “F-U, you whiny losers.” In actuality, it signifies that God speaks through the voice of the people. That person never heard Joy Behar using the restroom. Just consider it. Trump hasn’t been active on Twitter in a while. It’s been so long that Ilhan Omar now trims her mustache three times per week, Kanye is no longer a billionaire, and Tom Brady is divorced. Do not applaud that. That is repulsive. I reject that. Dear brother,

As of January 8th, 2021, he was forbidden. Do you recall the cause? For sure not. He said, “March amiably to the Capitol,” in my memory. However, earlier in the day, Trump didn’t seem particularly eager to come back. He probably heard that there is a strong consensus to return to Twitter as well.

However, we’re getting a lot of support to return to Twitter as well. I can’t see it because I can find no justification for it. True Social is at an all-time high. It is performing amazingly well.

However, Musk’s choice regarding Trump creates the conditions for Michael Moore, the platform’s most influential user since his fingers grew too big, to return. Wow. Naturally, the media, politicians, and celebrities are already in a panic. I spent six years studying Trump’s use of Twitter, to quote an opinion piece in the New York Times. Get ready for the worst So instead of checking Hunter’s laptop, they do that. However, to borrow a Trump adage, anyone who has spent the last six years studying his tweets is a loser. That person is moving at a breakneck pace, I mean. He or she must not have had sex without AA batteries in a long time.

Then there’s the record label account deactivation by rock star Jack White. He compared Trump to the KKK, a hate group that did to Blacks what Jack White’s last album did to everyone’s ears, in an absurdly long Instagram post. Believe me, I’m a fan. The panic vomit from the dopes on cable followed.

Anyone who saw that news when they woke up this morning felt an onslaught of dread.

REPORTER 2 FOR MSNBC: I’m utterly repulsed. But what else should we anticipate from privileged, very white, cis men who are heterosexual protecting one another?

MAXINE WATERS: He’ll make it politically charged. He’ll make use of it. And the terrorists he is leading within the country will all have a voice.

Should we fervently hope that Twitter will simply collapse? MSNBC REPORTER 3:

NEWS REPORTER FOR ABC: It only serves to highlight Twitter’s erratic current leadership under Musk as well as security concerns raised by security personnel leaving Twitter and what that means for the privacy of American citizens.

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More full of sht than Jerry Nadler’s pants, that guy. But many people echoed his response, and you’ll probably keep hearing it. that data is at risk due to Musk’s leadership. And it’s not just from individuals; it’s also from entire networks, who you might think would be happy to hear more speech from anyone. CBS now values your privacy, after all. the television network that invented ambush reporting on “60 Minutes.” They closed down all of their accounts late on Friday, claiming that they did so “out of an abundance of caution” and “in light of the uncertainty surrounding Twitter.” a great deal of caution What **.

The legacy media is known for being overly cautious before they make something available to the public, after all. Where do we begin? You . Russiagate. Whipgate. The nice people are lying. Russian misinformation on Hunter’s laptop. The networks jumped the gun more frequently than a sprinter on meth when it suited them. However, CBS responded on Sunday morning, stating that they would “continue to monitor the situation.”

With the caption “Our love will never die,” Elon responded by posting this “Brokeback Mountain” meme. To CBS, he also tweeted this. “They ought to bring back Walter Cronkite.” Walter Cronkite passed away, as you are aware. So while it is not possible, it is amusing. Musk, who is currently ranked as the funniest person on Twitter, recently reclaimed the title from Trump, who had previously held it.

And we ought to welcome it because it’s upsetting people who would prefer to have speech they don’t like banned than to counter it with more speech. They are also the same people who worry more about tweets than about widespread crime, skyrocketing inflation, or the possibility of a global war. They are, in a word, very self-centered. They happily accept the current F’d presidency because it has no negative effects on their delicate mental health. They are able to bear the expense because of their wealth and high status. Yes, everyone is paying more for food, and some workers never return from the office. But at least these losers don’t have to think about Trump when they wake up at night. Oh, I’m sorry, it’s over.